100 Things in a Thief's Room

100 Things in a Cleric's Room

Inspired by this G+ post. 

Reroll any result over 50 to only get normal items.

Results 51-80 are a bit more wacky.

Roll 1d20+80 for items that could be plot hooks.

 

1- Collection of practice locks

2- Climbing gear harness

3- Extensive knife collection

4- Padded boots

5- Collapsing ten-foot pole

6- 1d6 hundred feet of knotted rope

7- Door hinge oil

8- Chest of false wigs and moustaches

9- Leather grease

10- Trophy from successful heist

11- Pickpocketing dummy

12- Illustrated anatomical model

13- Bags of sand of different weights

14- Lockpicks

15- Snake milking kit

16- Scraps of leather for repairing armor

17- Book of local laws

18- Small shrine to god of thievery, well-tended

19- Loose floorboard containing emergency gold and dagger

20- Pieces of disarmed trap

21- Practice dummy, kidneys marked in red

22- Peephole in door

23- Loose brick, containing small collection of poisons

24- Herbalist’s text

25- Headboard with holes from dagger throwing practice

26- Signet ring of local noble

27- Jeweler’s monocle

28- Hooded lantern, darkened by ash

29- Letters from orphanage

30- Journal, written in code

31- Set bear trap

32- List of fences

33- Chisel and mallet

34- Empty chest with training blade trap

35- Smoke bomb casings

36- Musical instrument with hidden compartment

37- Potted blue whinnis plant

38- Hollow bamboo stalks

39- Powder chalk, for hands

40- Broken shortsword from dead partner

41- Cleric’s outfit

42- Amateur alchemist lab

43- Length of rope, knotted fifteen different ways

44- Sand on floor to increase traction

45- Small idol, taken from temple

46- Jimmied manacles

47- First lockpick, framed on wall

48- Whetstone

49- Empty vials

50- Empty keg of beer

51- Book of common magic item command words

52- Cheat sheet to thieves’ cant

53- Letter from wizard, declining acceptance as apprentice

54- Venomous snakes, scorpions, and spiders in small terrariums

55- Summoning poorly circle drawn on floor

56- Copper piece enchanted with continual flame

57- List of healers who won’t ask too many questions

58- Generic holy symbol and cleric’s outfit

59- Lockpick mounted on end of ten-foot pole, broken in frustration

60- Boots with horseshoes attached for leaving false trails

61- Dwarf disguise, complete with straw beard and mine pick

62- Secret passage hidden behind painting, connecting to inn

63- Collection of wooden rods, strange scrolls, and multicolored liquids; all non-magical

64- Whistle that can imitate six different bird calls

65- Sword with hollow handle, filled with marbles

66- Vial of cat whiskers, labeled “supplements”

67- Monkey bars along ceiling

68- Locks. On everything.

69- Gold dousing rods

70- Bottled poison gas, unlabeled

71- Pot of homemade rotten-meat-and-feces poison

72- Diagrams of dungeon denizens drawn on walls in chalk

73- Magnetic caltrops

74- “Hand of Glory”—just a glove wrapped in bandages

75- Cryptozoological taxidermy fake, half-finished

76- False hand, middle through pinky fingers are lockpicks/blades

77- Enchanted hat, coughs when within ten feet of 100+ gold

78- Bugbear costume

79- Elven rope, can be untied by tugging on it from bottom

80- Pet bird, trained to pickpocket

81- List of guards susceptible to bribing

82- Ruby eye of demon statue. Where’s the other?

83- Caged familiar, stolen from blind wizard

84- Catalogue of nobles and their illicit trists

85- Name of crime lord and high priestess written on same paper scrap

86- Bank note for thousands of gp, covered in blood

87- Map of guard patrols around temple, suggests multiple conspirators

88- Drawing of PC’s NPC contact with name, stabbed into wall by dagger

89- Map of dungeon, half completed

90- Forged tax collector’s documents

91- Golden box engraved with symbols for suppressing and containing demons, opened

92- Extensive list of one of the PC’s gear, expensive items underlined

93- Meeting instructions for a drug smuggling operation

94- Secret codes/handshakes for thieves’ guild

95- Secret entrance to city explained on paper in amateur goblin

96- Part of multi-piece artifact, hurriedly stuffed in mattress

97- Ornate key with king’s heraldry

98- Map of dungeon most recently visited by PCs, with a passage where none was

99- Vial of drow poison. Where did they get this?

100- Intelligent sword, wants to be returned to its rightful owner

100 Things in a Cleric's Room

Inspired by Johnn Four's G+ post about items in a fighter's room.

Reroll any result over 50 to only get normal items.

Results 51-80 are a bit more wacky.

Roll 1d20+80 for items that could be plot hooks.

1- Collection of foreign incenses

2- Thurible

3- Holy book of different religion, heavily marked

4- Book of church dogma

5- Illuminated manuscript of a saint’s life

6- Illuminated bestiary of demons

7- Keys to local graveyard

8- Traditional hymnal book with revisions in the margins

9- Small idol made of scrap cloth or corn husks

10- Treatise on deity’s favored weapon

11- Holy water

12- Letters from a local, seeking medical services

13- Letter from noble, discussing political implications of spiritual values

14- Robes covered in wax

15- Chest of slings and braces

16- 1d12 devotional candles

17- Small relic of a saint

18- History book of religious war

19- Jars of medicinal herbs

20- Bottles of wine

21- Stout quarterstaff

22- Jar of medicinal leeches

23- Poultices, meticulously labeled

24- Well-worn sandals

25- Pastoral tapestry

26- Ink-stained desk

27- Collection of law texts

28- Half-finished scrolls

29- Mortar and pestle

30- Prayer beads

31- Correspondence letters from high priest

32- Exorcism kit

33- Work boots

34- Kite shield with holy symbol

35- Simple and functional chainmail

36- Book of fables

37- Barrel of ale

38- Rug with mandala on it

39- Diary

40- Half-finished transcription of holy book

41- Heavily marked holy book of similar-alignment deity

42- Heavily marked holy book of opposite-alignment deity

43- Potted herbs in windowsill

44- Dense philosophical text

45- Simple instrument

46- Engraved mace

47- Painting of saint

48- Candlestick

49- List of local members of faith

50- List of local members of opposing faith

51- Braids of garlic

52- Wooden stakes

53- Over abundance of mirrors

54- Ofuda

55- Enlightening drugs

56- Minor demon, bound into holy symbol

57- Book of local prophecies

58- Treatise on extreme religious physical mutilation

59- Scourge

60- List of devil names

61- Tapestry of saint, minor enchantment to speak parables

62- Empty bottle labeled “plague demon”

63- Celestial grammar book

64- Chalice made from relic skull

65- Coffin

66- Lute with hand positions marked for popular spiritual

67- Domesticated holy animal

68- Minor luck talismans

69- Offering shrine for local spirits

70- Knucklebones of martyr for divination

71- Family tree of local, tracing back to angelic ancestor

72- Family tree of local, tracing back to demonic ancestor

73- Blade made of melted coins

74- Banned text on how to exorcise spirits by eating part of the corpse

75- Stone for dulling edged weapons

76- Clay pots of grave dirt

77- Scalemail made of holy symbols

78- Blessed wineskins

79- Possessed doll in circle of salt, candles, and holy symbols

80- Hollow crossbow bolts filled with holy water

81- Clippings of holy texts suggesting living descendant of god

82- Holy text of deity with slight, sinister alterations

83- Map of areas of increased undead activity, all centering on noble’s castle

84- Golden box engraved with symbols for suppressing and containing demons, opened

85- Collaborating letters with local bandit

86- Unfinished letter to local lord, warning them of portents of impending disaster

87- Family tree of descendants of devil, including PC’s parent’s name

88- Map to hidden holy site

89- Box of controversial saint’s relics, one is missing from inventory list

90- Bribes from local noble to keep quiet about his newly born monstrous son

91- Map marked with local murders, form the shape of deity’s holy symbol

92- Bottle of water from hidden holy spring which heals even mortal wounds

93- A second, small shrine to Elder God under bed

94- Unusually large stores of wolfsbane

95- Demon bound in censor, claims she was framed for crimes by an angel

96- Floor plan of local temple including hidden stairs under altar

97- Large bill for noble for major indulgences

98- Letter from married lover

99- Invitation to meeting of important religious figures of different faiths

100- Page of holy book, describing saint being buried with belongings; “Holy Avenger?” written in margin

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