2 Books speak to you. No longer have to read them, just ask them what they're about
3 Water tastes and looks like ale
4 Water tastes and looks like iron
5 You can speak with the recently dead
6 You can speak with the planar entity inside the hookah
7 Smoke steals your thoughts. Information can be shared by second-hand smoke
8 Takes you to an interplanar space inside the hookah. Is very plush and comfortable.
9 Takes you to an interplanar space inside the hookah. Is a minature Hell.
10 Exhaled smoke is dense and solid enough to stand on.
11 Hookah has multiple hoses. Smoking causes random body switches.
12 Removes any negative mental ailments affecting you and traps them in the hookah. There is a 1/20 chance that the hookah instead curses you with all the ailments trapped inside.